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33 Of The Most Hilariously Awkward Conversations Parents Have Ever Had With Their Kids
Uhhh...thank you.
2. The coffee convo:
2y.o eating his lunch: "Papa's coffee hot?" Me: "Yeah baby it's hot, don't touch." 2y.o: "Me blow on it for Papa?" It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..
4. The school convo:
my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you"
7. The bat convo:
I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, "WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!" All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
8. The bleach convo:
*Opens bottle of bleach* Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open. Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it. *nephew looks at bottle in amazement* Nephew : How did it know I was a child? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
10. The dinner convo:
3: Mommy, I don't want dinner!! Me: I'm not making dinner, I'm making you a big snack 3: Yay! Snacks! ๐๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฑ๐
11. The toast convo:
Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy! Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage of it while you can. #Dadlife
12. The counting convo:
13. The fart convo:
15. The smell convo:
9-year old: Dad smell this. You licked a puss. Me: [mutes TV] what 9-year old: it's so good. Smell it. You licked a puss. Me: ... 9-year old: [hands me a candle jar] Me. It's *eucalyptus*
16. The drain convo:
17. The souvenir convo:
@Karnythia I woke up to 3 yo kid #4 petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said 'i wish i had a piece of you that i could carry with me all the time. like your finger.' Haven't slept soundly since.
18. The emergency convo:
19. The bedtime convo:
20. The inside convo:
4: Mom, how long was dad inside you? Me: 4: Mom??? Me: What the f- 4: Well??? How long was he inside you before you had him? Me: Oh honey no I didn't birth your dad, grandma did!
21. The crying convo:
(4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!"
22. The table convo:
Kids are the best, man. They get all shocked when you figure out they did something wrong like, "mom how'd you know I colored on the table?" Um, because you wrote your fucking name on it?
24. The Target convo:
25. The walls convo:
26. The glasses convo:
We cant find my 6 year olds glasses. Today we asked him where they are. He said and I quote "I threw them in the garbage yesterday, the lenses were dirty". $400 - see yeah!
27. The Disney convo:
30. The quesadilla convo:
31. The scale convo:
32. The air convo:
My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming 'mine'. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning....๐ช๐ช๐ช
33. And the confetti convo:
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